‘I’ve always been drawn to medieval female mystics. They’re all just queer-coded undiagnosed neurodivergent weirdos who dodged their social responsibilities by answering a higher calling. What’s not to love!”

“Most people are standing in the way of their own power. Often because they stop to question whether power is really what’s going to make them happy. Don’t make that mistake. Follow these steps to use confidence to gain and exploit trust for your own advantage.”

“Fundamentally, it’s like I always say: stop stepping in dog mess, and start stepping into your power. And you’d do well to remember it could always be worse.”

“I've spent the last few thousand years circulating among royalty, aristocrats, artists, poets and assorted public nuisances. I've attended their banquets, survived their scandals, witnessed their affairs and, in one regrettable case, briefly married one of them.”

“Power doesn't always have to come from wealth, status or influence, sometimes it can come from everyday moments. Here are five ways you can take it.”

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“He’s starting to cry. It’s working. He has crumpled down to the floor, head in his hands. Slowly prise the hands from his face and whisper shhhhhhh. Do a downward dog, and look at him between your legs. Smile. Sneeze. Wait.”

“While being interrupted in an unglamorous bathroom moment is embarrassing, it’s perhaps an overreaction to turn into a flying reptile.”