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“The king wandered the streets and inns and markets. He was surprised that, without his crown on his head, no one seemed to know who he was. After searching and searching and finding nothing, he noticed the sun had nearly set so he raced back to the castle. But it was too late…”

Rohan Sharma, Daniel McKeon, Shalaka Kurup, Sharon Wanjohi and Marty Gleeson reveal their childhood imaginary friends to Su Mi

“It’s the Fringe again and, while it’s easy to get bogged down in anxieties about tickets, costs, show option paralysis and Scottish weather, it’s good to remember that, as the saying goes, there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see them.“

“As the pressure mounts, I remind myself that people adore Alan because he was great at his job as a football player on the pitch. Everywhere else, he’s balanced, nice, and doesn’t need to stay up all night in the Pleasance Courtyard.”

“You think you fancy them when they are doing their talent, then you meet them and realise it was only their talent you liked and you don’t actually want them to show you any tricks with their wand. “

“I love slime. I think it’s magic. It’s full of meaning but is also just fun to play with. It’s innocent and childish, it’s terrifying and disgusting. It’s uncontainable, it’s sexy, it’s stupid, it’s completely inconvenient. Aspirational, tbh.”

“I’ve got severe hay fever but as they say: ‘To love is to suffer’. They also say: ‘The grass is always greener on the other side’, so let me show you the other side.”

“Doctors don’t believe it, but if I blink four times in a mirror and yell my name backwards, it happens. It must be magic. Or whatever is cut with the black mould I keep eating.”

“I endorse this potion being amazing! I regained control of my life and started typing proficiently again. Now I am a successful CEO. I have sex with all my employees and dribble where I want.”

“You are only ever one bad life event away from paying a woman called Pauline to read you your angel cards on Zoom” - Bella Hull

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Julia VanderVeen is bringing her debut character show, My Grandmother’s Eyepatch to Edinburgh Fringe. Meet her grandmother (and her eyepatch!) in this video

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Comedy night The Normal Formal is as ordinary as you like — until those alternative comedians come along to cause chaos. Alexander Richmond talks to host Normal Al Yankovic about the indelicate claims against his character.

Chris Weir is debuting at the Edinburgh Fringe with Well Flung. While we believe that no queer person has ever done a single thing wrong in all of history, Chris disagrees and has compiled a list of the worst gays ever.

There’s a new bad boy in town. But is he as Bad as he seems…? Lil Wenker is debuting at Edinburgh Fringe with Bangtail and gives us an exclusive secretly filmed footage of a cowboy caught off guard…

Mustafa Algiyadi is debuting at Edinburgh Fringe this year with Almost Legal Alien. Here, he gives us unique behind-the-scenes access beyond the pearly gates as austerity hits the heavens.

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